1 00:00:03,211 --> 00:00:06,005 - Alright, I'll do it. - Do what? 2 00:00:06,089 --> 00:00:08,425 I'm hosting a b-bachelor auction for charity 3 00:00:08,508 --> 00:00:10,301 and I asked B-B-Bugs to be in it. 4 00:00:10,385 --> 00:00:11,636 What am I, invisible? 5 00:00:11,720 --> 00:00:13,930 I'm the most eligible bachelor here. 6 00:00:14,013 --> 00:00:14,931 What's the charity? 7 00:00:15,014 --> 00:00:16,307 [stutters] The literacy. 8 00:00:16,391 --> 00:00:17,892 That's my favorite charity! 9 00:00:17,976 --> 00:00:20,145 There's too much literacy in the world! 10 00:00:20,228 --> 00:00:22,147 We need to fight against literacy! 11 00:00:22,230 --> 00:00:26,109 Uh, Daffy, the-the fight is for literacy. 12 00:00:26,192 --> 00:00:28,611 What? Who's for literacy? 13 00:00:28,695 --> 00:00:31,489 Our highways and byways are covered in litter. 14 00:00:31,573 --> 00:00:33,950 I, for one, think it should be a crime. 15 00:00:34,033 --> 00:00:37,370 Littering is a crime. You went to jail for it. 16 00:00:37,454 --> 00:00:40,915 Literacy is the ability to read and write. 17 00:00:40,999 --> 00:00:43,668 Oh! Then count me in. 18 00:00:43,752 --> 00:00:45,086 O-N, in. 19 00:00:47,130 --> 00:00:49,591 [slurping] 20 00:00:50,633 --> 00:00:51,760 Aah! 21 00:00:54,971 --> 00:00:57,432 [theme music] 22 00:01:16,493 --> 00:01:17,577 (female 'Two hundred dollars!' 23 00:01:17,660 --> 00:01:21,080 S-sold for $200! 24 00:01:21,164 --> 00:01:22,791 [laughing] 25 00:01:24,667 --> 00:01:26,544 'T-t-the next bachelor' 26 00:01:26,628 --> 00:01:28,755 'B-B-Bugs Bunny.' 27 00:01:28,838 --> 00:01:31,299 [applauding] 28 00:01:34,886 --> 00:01:36,638 - Nine hundred dollars! - I want him! 29 00:01:36,721 --> 00:01:38,473 - 'Fifteen hundred!' - Two thousand! 30 00:01:38,556 --> 00:01:40,517 - Three thousand! - You better back off. 31 00:01:40,600 --> 00:01:42,811 - Five thousand! - I'll fight you for him. 32 00:01:42,894 --> 00:01:44,771 - Five thousand! - Oh, that's it! 33 00:01:44,854 --> 00:01:45,730 Uh! 34 00:01:45,814 --> 00:01:47,106 [glass shattering] 35 00:01:47,190 --> 00:01:50,193 N-n-now, ladies, t-take it easy. 36 00:01:50,276 --> 00:01:51,569 (Lola) 'A hundred thousand dollars!' 37 00:01:51,653 --> 00:01:53,238 [all gasping] 38 00:01:53,321 --> 00:01:55,824 Bun bun, I'm back! 39 00:01:55,907 --> 00:01:57,367 - Lola? - S-sold! 40 00:01:57,450 --> 00:01:59,619 I'm back in your life! 41 00:01:59,702 --> 00:02:01,496 At least for one date, and he can't say no 42 00:02:01,579 --> 00:02:03,206 because it's for a good cause. 43 00:02:03,289 --> 00:02:04,457 Littering! 44 00:02:05,792 --> 00:02:07,210 Our next bachelor is 45 00:02:07,293 --> 00:02:08,920 D-D-Daffy Duck. 46 00:02:09,003 --> 00:02:11,673 Let's keep this money train rollin', ladies. 47 00:02:12,632 --> 00:02:14,175 D-Daffy has no job 48 00:02:14,259 --> 00:02:15,718 'and n-no education.' 49 00:02:15,802 --> 00:02:19,389 'And a c-c-credit score of ne-ne-negative 13.' 50 00:02:19,472 --> 00:02:22,851 E-eh, let's start the bidding at $50. 51 00:02:22,934 --> 00:02:23,935 [man coughs] 52 00:02:24,644 --> 00:02:25,854 A-anyone? 53 00:02:30,817 --> 00:02:32,610 It's for ch-ch-charity. 54 00:02:33,987 --> 00:02:35,446 Tax deductible. 55 00:02:35,530 --> 00:02:36,781 (female 'Gross.' 56 00:02:36,865 --> 00:02:37,949 W-well, we tried. 57 00:02:38,032 --> 00:02:40,285 - Our n-next bache-- - 'Two bits!' 58 00:02:41,661 --> 00:02:42,871 Sold! 59 00:02:42,954 --> 00:02:43,913 [laughs] 60 00:02:43,997 --> 00:02:45,832 [clattering] 61 00:02:45,915 --> 00:02:47,750 Oh, my bachelor. 62 00:02:47,834 --> 00:02:49,586 Knock off the pleasantries, grandma! 63 00:02:49,669 --> 00:02:52,463 Let's get this date over with. So what's the plan? 64 00:02:52,547 --> 00:02:55,425 Dinner, movie, moonlight stroll on the beach? 65 00:02:55,508 --> 00:02:58,261 I thought we clean out my attic. 66 00:02:58,344 --> 00:02:59,637 Clean your attic? 67 00:02:59,721 --> 00:03:01,139 What's romantic about that? 68 00:03:01,222 --> 00:03:03,433 I'm a 90-year-old woman. 69 00:03:03,516 --> 00:03:05,643 Get your mind out of the gutter. 70 00:03:07,103 --> 00:03:09,022 [crash] 71 00:03:09,105 --> 00:03:12,609 You're sure you don't wanna start with the living room? 72 00:03:12,692 --> 00:03:14,485 clang 73 00:03:14,569 --> 00:03:15,528 [knock on door] 74 00:03:15,612 --> 00:03:16,613 (Bugs) 'Coming.' 75 00:03:16,696 --> 00:03:17,655 [banging on door] 76 00:03:17,739 --> 00:03:19,115 I said I'm coming! 77 00:03:19,198 --> 00:03:20,658 [doorbell ringing] 78 00:03:20,742 --> 00:03:21,910 Oh, brother. 79 00:03:21,993 --> 00:03:24,203 [siren] 80 00:03:24,287 --> 00:03:25,496 (Lola) Oh, you're home! 81 00:03:26,623 --> 00:03:28,750 Yes, Lola. I'm home. 82 00:03:28,833 --> 00:03:33,004 But not for long, 'cause we are going to Paris, France! 83 00:03:33,087 --> 00:03:34,130 - What? - For our date! 84 00:03:34,213 --> 00:03:35,465 We're going to Paris, you know 85 00:03:35,548 --> 00:03:37,133 the city of lovers. 86 00:03:37,216 --> 00:03:39,552 No, no, no, no, no. That's not a date. 87 00:03:39,636 --> 00:03:42,055 A date is dinner at a restaurant. 88 00:03:42,138 --> 00:03:45,642 So, we'll have dinner at a restaurant in Paris! 89 00:03:45,725 --> 00:03:47,810 Lola, I'm not leaving the country. 90 00:03:47,894 --> 00:03:48,853 Oh, yes, you are. 91 00:03:48,937 --> 00:03:49,854 It clearly states 92 00:03:49,938 --> 00:03:50,980 in article five section three 93 00:03:51,064 --> 00:03:52,148 of the Bachelor Auction Bylaws 94 00:03:52,231 --> 00:03:53,608 that "the bidder," that's me 95 00:03:53,691 --> 00:03:55,443 "will decide where and what constitutes a date 96 00:03:55,526 --> 00:03:56,819 while the bidee," that's you 97 00:03:56,903 --> 00:03:58,655 "must escort the bidder," again, that's me 98 00:03:58,738 --> 00:04:01,115 "on said date for up to but not exceeding 24 hours." 99 00:04:01,199 --> 00:04:04,285 Again, the bidee is you, and I'm the bidder 100 00:04:04,369 --> 00:04:05,787 and these are the by-laws. 101 00:04:05,870 --> 00:04:07,080 And this is a megaphone! 102 00:04:08,456 --> 00:04:12,835 [instrumental music] 103 00:04:12,919 --> 00:04:14,128 [indistinct chatter] 104 00:04:16,089 --> 00:04:18,299 Oh, I'm so bored. 105 00:04:18,383 --> 00:04:21,594 I read all my magazines, I did the crossword. 106 00:04:23,054 --> 00:04:26,474 I ate all my peanuts. I ate all your peanuts. 107 00:04:26,557 --> 00:04:27,642 I peed four times. 108 00:04:27,725 --> 00:04:28,851 Oh, I feel like I've been 109 00:04:28,935 --> 00:04:30,728 on this plane forever. 110 00:04:30,812 --> 00:04:34,023 (male 'Flight attendants, please prepare the cabin for takeoff.' 111 00:04:34,107 --> 00:04:36,484 - How long is this flight again? - Ten hours. 112 00:04:36,567 --> 00:04:38,861 Ten hours there and ten hours back. 113 00:04:38,945 --> 00:04:41,239 That's 20 of your 24 hours. 114 00:04:41,322 --> 00:04:45,368 [chuckles] Mm...someone's good at math. 115 00:04:45,451 --> 00:04:47,286 That's what I love about you. 116 00:04:47,370 --> 00:04:48,871 That and your smile. 117 00:04:48,955 --> 00:04:50,373 Or when you frown. 118 00:04:50,456 --> 00:04:52,834 And that in between smile and frown face. 119 00:04:53,793 --> 00:04:55,920 And your profile. 120 00:04:56,004 --> 00:04:59,507 Oh, and the back of your head. Aw! Look at your ears. 121 00:04:59,590 --> 00:05:00,550 What are those? 122 00:05:00,633 --> 00:05:02,010 Noise-canceling headphones. 123 00:05:03,636 --> 00:05:06,264 You don't happen to have another pair, do you? 124 00:05:10,852 --> 00:05:13,479 [instrumental music] 125 00:05:20,319 --> 00:05:22,655 [instrumental music] 126 00:05:25,033 --> 00:05:27,243 Well, this is my attic. 127 00:05:27,326 --> 00:05:29,996 Great day in the morning! 128 00:05:30,079 --> 00:05:33,124 'How much junk can a person hoard?' 129 00:05:33,207 --> 00:05:35,918 Oh, if it's broken, throw it away. 130 00:05:36,002 --> 00:05:40,131 Otherwise, just organize and clean as you go. 131 00:05:40,214 --> 00:05:42,133 I'll go get us some tea. 132 00:05:42,216 --> 00:05:44,135 [instrumental music]] 133 00:05:45,470 --> 00:05:48,139 - Here we are. - Oh, thank goodness. 134 00:05:48,222 --> 00:05:49,432 I'm melting! 135 00:05:51,267 --> 00:05:54,645 Are you kidding me? It's a thousand degrees up here! 136 00:05:54,729 --> 00:05:56,773 Ever heard of iced tea? 137 00:05:56,856 --> 00:05:58,649 Ice will chip teeth. 138 00:06:01,194 --> 00:06:04,489 Oh, I haven't seen these in ages. 139 00:06:06,574 --> 00:06:07,742 (Daffy) 'Hubba-hubba!' 140 00:06:07,825 --> 00:06:08,910 How about you set me up on a date 141 00:06:08,993 --> 00:06:10,244 with your granddaughter, huh? 142 00:06:10,328 --> 00:06:11,913 That's me. 143 00:06:11,996 --> 00:06:14,749 During the war, I was a WAAC. 144 00:06:14,832 --> 00:06:17,543 Hate to break it to you, but you're still a whack. 145 00:06:17,627 --> 00:06:18,878 [blowing air] 146 00:06:18,961 --> 00:06:20,671 Oh, no, silly. 147 00:06:20,755 --> 00:06:23,758 The Women's Auxiliary Army Corp. 148 00:06:23,841 --> 00:06:28,429 - You were in the army? - Yes. I was a spy. 149 00:06:28,513 --> 00:06:29,931 [spits] 150 00:06:30,014 --> 00:06:33,226 It was the final days of World War II.. 151 00:06:34,894 --> 00:06:36,979 [gunfire in distance] 152 00:06:37,063 --> 00:06:40,441 Germany still had control of Paris. 153 00:06:40,525 --> 00:06:43,736 I was told to meet my contact at the Louvre. 154 00:06:45,404 --> 00:06:47,532 In front of the Mona Lisa. 155 00:06:47,615 --> 00:06:50,743 Hold on. What's a contact? What's the Louvre? 156 00:06:50,827 --> 00:06:52,453 And what's a Mona Lisa? 157 00:06:52,537 --> 00:06:53,955 Just listen. 158 00:06:54,038 --> 00:06:56,499 [instrumental music] 159 00:07:06,092 --> 00:07:07,510 From now on 160 00:07:07,593 --> 00:07:09,720 all exchanges are to be delivered 161 00:07:09,804 --> 00:07:12,431 by carrier pigeon from the Eiffel Tower. 162 00:07:12,515 --> 00:07:13,808 Carrier pigeon? 163 00:07:13,891 --> 00:07:15,476 I hate birds. 164 00:07:16,894 --> 00:07:19,689 [music continues] 165 00:07:19,772 --> 00:07:21,065 [whispering] I was never here. 166 00:07:28,281 --> 00:07:30,700 [dramatic music] 167 00:07:52,471 --> 00:07:53,806 (male 'Hurry, you fools!' 168 00:07:56,809 --> 00:07:59,312 [music continues] 169 00:08:00,605 --> 00:08:03,441 'The Americans will be here soon!' 170 00:08:03,524 --> 00:08:05,860 Und we will no longer control Paris. 171 00:08:05,943 --> 00:08:08,404 But we're not leaving here empty-handed. 172 00:08:08,487 --> 00:08:11,490 We're going to steal all of their art. 173 00:08:11,574 --> 00:08:13,826 [cackling] 174 00:08:13,910 --> 00:08:14,952 smack smack 175 00:08:15,036 --> 00:08:16,913 smack smack 176 00:08:16,996 --> 00:08:18,164 Get to work! 177 00:08:23,085 --> 00:08:24,170 [camera clicks] 178 00:08:26,672 --> 00:08:27,882 A spy! Get her! 179 00:08:27,965 --> 00:08:30,343 Did they catch you? Did they kill you? 180 00:08:30,426 --> 00:08:31,677 They killed you, didn't they? 181 00:08:33,262 --> 00:08:36,807 What? It's a legitimate question. 182 00:08:36,891 --> 00:08:38,935 Now, where was I? 183 00:08:39,018 --> 00:08:40,811 A spy! Get her! 184 00:08:41,687 --> 00:08:43,439 [indistinct shouting] 185 00:08:43,522 --> 00:08:45,900 [intense music] 186 00:08:45,983 --> 00:08:48,444 [tanks rumbling] 187 00:08:53,908 --> 00:08:56,661 Oh, my goodness. Oh, I'm so excited! 188 00:08:56,744 --> 00:08:58,996 It's the Louvre! I love the Louvre! 189 00:08:59,080 --> 00:09:01,624 Oh, I am a Louvre lover! 190 00:09:01,707 --> 00:09:04,293 You can't help but fall in love when you're at the Louvre. 191 00:09:04,377 --> 00:09:07,755 Surrounded by so many beautiful things. 192 00:09:07,838 --> 00:09:10,633 Beautiful, expensive things. 193 00:09:10,716 --> 00:09:11,801 The Louvre is the most 194 00:09:11,884 --> 00:09:14,136 incredible place in the world! 195 00:09:14,220 --> 00:09:16,222 The Louvre is an art museum? I thought it was a mall. 196 00:09:17,056 --> 00:09:18,474 Oh, well, heh. 197 00:09:18,557 --> 00:09:20,726 When in Rome! 198 00:09:20,810 --> 00:09:22,353 [gasps] Wait a second. 199 00:09:22,436 --> 00:09:24,647 We're not in Rome. Huh! We should go to Rome! 200 00:09:24,730 --> 00:09:28,109 Or we could just roam around here. 201 00:09:29,652 --> 00:09:32,572 They have great malls in Rome. The Mall of America is in Rome. 202 00:09:32,655 --> 00:09:33,781 Oh, no, wait, that's in Canada. 203 00:09:33,864 --> 00:09:35,825 [gasps] We should go to Canada! 204 00:09:35,908 --> 00:09:37,076 [whoosh] 205 00:09:39,245 --> 00:09:41,455 (Granny) I had lost the Germans. 206 00:09:42,456 --> 00:09:44,292 Or so I had thought. 207 00:09:44,375 --> 00:09:46,168 [dramatic music] 208 00:09:46,252 --> 00:09:48,629 [gunfire] 209 00:09:48,713 --> 00:09:51,340 [indistinct shouting] 210 00:09:52,633 --> 00:09:55,094 [intense music] 211 00:10:08,274 --> 00:10:09,900 [blowing whistle] 212 00:10:11,277 --> 00:10:13,696 [intense music] 213 00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:19,994 You don't look like a carrier pigeon. 214 00:10:20,077 --> 00:10:21,662 (male 'There's a shortage of pigeons.' 215 00:10:21,746 --> 00:10:23,956 They're using any birds they can get their hands on. 216 00:10:26,417 --> 00:10:27,585 'Go.' 217 00:10:29,003 --> 00:10:31,797 'I said go!' 218 00:10:31,881 --> 00:10:33,049 whoosh 219 00:10:35,092 --> 00:10:36,093 Good luck. 220 00:10:37,303 --> 00:10:39,055 Take this film to the Allied Forces. 221 00:10:39,138 --> 00:10:40,264 [doors open] 222 00:10:40,348 --> 00:10:42,266 [music continues] 223 00:10:42,350 --> 00:10:43,934 Go! 224 00:10:50,024 --> 00:10:51,317 [grunting] 225 00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:55,529 Uh! 226 00:10:56,238 --> 00:10:58,699 [dramatic music] 227 00:11:06,290 --> 00:11:07,875 - Aah! - Whoa! 228 00:11:08,709 --> 00:11:09,835 [grunts] 229 00:11:13,130 --> 00:11:14,090 Oh! Oh! 230 00:11:14,173 --> 00:11:15,257 [thud] 231 00:11:15,341 --> 00:11:16,675 Aah! 232 00:11:16,759 --> 00:11:19,595 Did you fall? Did you fall to your death? 233 00:11:19,678 --> 00:11:21,305 You fell to your death! 234 00:11:21,389 --> 00:11:23,432 Oh, it's time for my nap. 235 00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:26,435 I'll continue my story when I wake up. 236 00:11:28,354 --> 00:11:30,189 Oh, yeah, she fell to her death. 237 00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:34,985 [birds chirping] 238 00:11:38,656 --> 00:11:40,032 (Lola) Stonehenge. 239 00:11:40,116 --> 00:11:43,619 One of the oldest structures in the world. 240 00:11:43,702 --> 00:11:44,578 Lola-- 241 00:11:44,662 --> 00:11:45,663 Was it the droids who built it? 242 00:11:45,746 --> 00:11:47,623 Or aliens, hmm? 243 00:11:47,706 --> 00:11:50,042 The world will never know. 244 00:11:51,252 --> 00:11:53,003 It's the Eiffel Tower. 245 00:11:53,087 --> 00:11:56,382 The world will never know. 246 00:11:56,465 --> 00:11:57,425 [watch beeps] 247 00:11:57,508 --> 00:11:58,676 Oh, my gosh, hurry! 248 00:11:58,759 --> 00:12:00,052 We only have two more hours left in Paris 249 00:12:00,136 --> 00:12:01,804 and we haven't fallen in love yet! 250 00:12:03,764 --> 00:12:05,850 Wait, have you fallen in love yet? 251 00:12:05,933 --> 00:12:07,017 Okay, well, quit staring at Stonehenge 252 00:12:07,101 --> 00:12:09,520 and let's see the rest of the city! 253 00:12:09,603 --> 00:12:10,813 [snoring] 254 00:12:10,896 --> 00:12:13,065 [door creaking] 255 00:12:13,941 --> 00:12:16,944 [footsteps approaching] 256 00:12:19,196 --> 00:12:20,531 - 'Wake up!' - Aah! 257 00:12:20,614 --> 00:12:21,949 thud 258 00:12:22,032 --> 00:12:25,578 You know, that's a good way to kill an old person. 259 00:12:25,661 --> 00:12:27,580 I can't stand the suspense! 260 00:12:27,663 --> 00:12:29,582 What happened at the Eiffel Tower? 261 00:12:29,665 --> 00:12:31,292 Eiffel Tower? 262 00:12:31,375 --> 00:12:32,585 Oh. Oh, yes. 263 00:12:32,668 --> 00:12:35,421 I was holding on for dear life. 264 00:12:35,504 --> 00:12:39,758 I am not leaving Paris without France's finest piece of art 265 00:12:39,842 --> 00:12:41,677 'The Eiffel Tower.' 266 00:12:45,639 --> 00:12:47,349 [all screaming] 267 00:12:47,433 --> 00:12:48,434 Help! 268 00:12:48,517 --> 00:12:49,810 Aah! 269 00:12:51,020 --> 00:12:54,565 - No one can save you now! - I can! 270 00:12:54,648 --> 00:12:56,275 [whoosh] 271 00:12:56,358 --> 00:12:58,319 [screaming] 272 00:13:01,739 --> 00:13:03,741 Ah, you saved my life! 273 00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:07,870 He's getting away! 274 00:13:07,953 --> 00:13:09,580 We need to stop him. 275 00:13:11,832 --> 00:13:14,793 [intense music] 276 00:13:17,713 --> 00:13:20,591 [birds chirping] 277 00:13:20,674 --> 00:13:23,385 Wow! The White House. 278 00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:24,428 Lola-- 279 00:13:24,512 --> 00:13:25,763 I thought it'd be more white. 280 00:13:25,846 --> 00:13:27,473 And a little more house-looking. 281 00:13:28,349 --> 00:13:29,850 Oh, our poor president. 282 00:13:29,934 --> 00:13:32,311 Has to commute ten hours to work every morning 283 00:13:32,394 --> 00:13:34,230 and then do a bunch of politics all day 284 00:13:34,313 --> 00:13:35,898 and then get right back on that plane 285 00:13:35,981 --> 00:13:37,900 and fly another ten hours just to do it 286 00:13:37,983 --> 00:13:40,152 all over again the next day? 287 00:13:40,236 --> 00:13:42,238 - That man deserves our support. - Lola! 288 00:13:42,321 --> 00:13:49,328 ♪ Oh say does that Star-Spangled Banner yet wave ♪ 289 00:13:49,995 --> 00:13:51,539 Lola, stop! 290 00:13:51,622 --> 00:13:53,207 You need to stop talking. 291 00:13:53,290 --> 00:13:56,669 We're in one of the most beautiful cities in the world. 292 00:13:56,752 --> 00:14:00,256 Let's take a deep breath, look around 293 00:14:00,339 --> 00:14:02,383 and just take it all in. 294 00:14:02,466 --> 00:14:05,386 - That's a great-- - With no talking. 295 00:14:08,889 --> 00:14:11,684 [instrumental music] 296 00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:47,553 [music continues] 297 00:15:27,259 --> 00:15:28,636 Yeah, no, that whole thing would have been 298 00:15:28,719 --> 00:15:31,013 a lot more better with talking. 299 00:15:31,096 --> 00:15:32,056 Oh! 300 00:15:32,139 --> 00:15:33,182 thud 301 00:15:35,934 --> 00:15:38,896 [intense music] 302 00:15:50,574 --> 00:15:51,700 [gasps] 303 00:15:53,285 --> 00:15:54,745 [gunfire] 304 00:15:54,828 --> 00:15:56,080 Get her! 305 00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:02,586 [gasps] 306 00:16:04,213 --> 00:16:06,715 Idiot! I'll do it myself. 307 00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:07,966 [screams] 308 00:16:13,305 --> 00:16:14,431 [grunts] 309 00:16:18,394 --> 00:16:20,771 A little closer. 310 00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:22,439 Now! 311 00:16:23,107 --> 00:16:24,233 Aah! 312 00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:27,986 [gunfire] 313 00:16:28,987 --> 00:16:30,155 [speaking in foreign language] 314 00:16:30,239 --> 00:16:31,448 You! 315 00:16:31,532 --> 00:16:33,826 Land this blimp, Frankenheimer. 316 00:16:33,909 --> 00:16:36,578 I don't take orders from a woman! 317 00:16:36,662 --> 00:16:39,957 I'm not just a woman. I'm a.. 318 00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:41,208 ...whack! 319 00:16:45,671 --> 00:16:47,715 [grunting] 320 00:16:47,798 --> 00:16:48,924 Aah! 321 00:16:55,305 --> 00:16:56,432 Aah! 322 00:16:57,808 --> 00:16:59,852 This art does not belong to you! 323 00:16:59,935 --> 00:17:03,981 It will soon, when we cross the German border. 324 00:17:05,357 --> 00:17:06,692 [grunting] 325 00:17:08,736 --> 00:17:12,656 - And who are you? - Your worst nightmare. 326 00:17:13,699 --> 00:17:16,618 [grunting] 327 00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:24,001 [screaming] 328 00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:29,256 You're not much of a carrier pigeon 329 00:17:29,339 --> 00:17:31,550 'but you're one heck of a Tweety bird.' 330 00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:36,346 Now, let's turn this blimp around. 331 00:17:36,430 --> 00:17:40,142 Did the blimp explode? Did it explode into a million pieces? 332 00:17:40,225 --> 00:17:42,811 It exploded and killed you, didn't it? 333 00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:45,314 You're not very bright, are you? 334 00:17:45,397 --> 00:17:46,732 Huh? 335 00:17:46,815 --> 00:17:51,361 We arrived back in Paris to an incredible reception. 336 00:17:51,445 --> 00:17:54,865 The rest of the art was returned to the Louvre. 337 00:17:54,948 --> 00:17:57,326 The allies liberated France. 338 00:17:57,409 --> 00:18:00,621 Colonel Frankenheimer was sent to prison. 339 00:18:00,704 --> 00:18:04,583 And I was rewarded with a very special gift. 340 00:18:04,666 --> 00:18:07,252 A gift? What was it? 341 00:18:10,255 --> 00:18:13,217 [instrumental music] 342 00:18:16,804 --> 00:18:19,181 You think I would have noticed that before. 343 00:18:19,264 --> 00:18:21,183 Then what's the one they got in France? 344 00:18:21,266 --> 00:18:22,810 It's a fake. 345 00:18:24,436 --> 00:18:26,480 Wow! 346 00:18:26,563 --> 00:18:29,525 Oh, hey, we never finished cleaning your attic. 347 00:18:29,608 --> 00:18:32,778 Well, truth be told, I didn't bid on you 348 00:18:32,861 --> 00:18:34,530 just to clean my attic. 349 00:18:34,613 --> 00:18:38,408 It's also nice to have someone to talk to. 350 00:18:38,492 --> 00:18:39,451 Anytime. 351 00:18:39,535 --> 00:18:41,703 That was a fun date. 352 00:18:41,787 --> 00:18:43,622 Aren't you gonna walk me home? 353 00:18:44,498 --> 00:18:46,542 Ah, just kiddin'. 354 00:18:46,625 --> 00:18:48,168 [laughs] 355 00:18:53,882 --> 00:18:55,425 [door opens] 356 00:18:55,509 --> 00:18:57,135 - Hey. - Hey. 357 00:19:00,764 --> 00:19:01,890 Huh? 358 00:19:05,477 --> 00:19:08,272 [instrumental music] 359 00:19:14,862 --> 00:19:15,863 Beep beep! 360 00:19:15,946 --> 00:19:17,072 whoosh 361 00:19:20,742 --> 00:19:21,869 thud 362 00:19:25,330 --> 00:19:28,125 [computer beeping] 363 00:19:30,085 --> 00:19:31,086 ding 364 00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:33,255 thud 365 00:19:35,966 --> 00:19:38,927 [wind blowing] 366 00:19:46,184 --> 00:19:49,187 [machine sputtering] 367 00:19:55,694 --> 00:19:58,697 [instrumental music] 368 00:20:03,118 --> 00:20:04,411 Beep beep! 369 00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:10,626 Beep beep! 370 00:20:10,709 --> 00:20:12,294 whoosh 371 00:20:15,213 --> 00:20:16,381 Beep beep! 372 00:20:16,465 --> 00:20:17,799 vroom 373 00:20:27,184 --> 00:20:28,518 thud 374 00:20:28,602 --> 00:20:29,728 Beep beep! 375 00:20:29,811 --> 00:20:30,979 whoosh 376 00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:34,024 [dramatic music] 377 00:20:35,233 --> 00:20:36,360 whoosh 378 00:20:54,670 --> 00:20:55,796 thud 379 00:20:57,130 --> 00:20:58,298 Beep beep! 380 00:20:59,549 --> 00:21:02,469 whoosh 381 00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:09,977 Beep beep! 382 00:21:10,060 --> 00:21:11,812 whoosh 383 00:21:25,367 --> 00:21:27,119 bang 384 00:21:29,746 --> 00:21:30,747 thud 385 00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:33,959 thud 386 00:21:44,011 --> 00:21:46,430 So now, let me get this straight. 387 00:21:46,513 --> 00:21:49,057 You fought in World War II? 388 00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:51,852 - Yep. - How old are you? 389 00:21:51,935 --> 00:21:53,520 I'll never tell. 390 00:21:53,603 --> 00:21:57,190 Well, can you at least tell me if you're a boy or a girl? 391 00:21:58,734 --> 00:22:00,110 [whispering] 392 00:22:01,778 --> 00:22:03,739 Huh. I was wrong. 393 00:22:05,282 --> 00:22:07,659 [theme music] 394 00:22:32,184 --> 00:22:34,019 [stutters] That's all, folks.